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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.10 22:38:20 -
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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.11 20:15:02 -
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Join NER and listen to your fc get podded and proceed to laugh at him for like 20 minutes |
Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.12 09:22:09 -
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A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.13 19:37:50 -
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A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.15 00:49:11 -
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A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.16 14:07:31 -
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A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:01:17 -
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A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.18 00:50:01 -
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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.19 01:18:02 -
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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.19 12:41:37 -
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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.21 18:45:06 -
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ItGÇÖs winter time, dark and cold nights are upon us and it is the time of year people look to spend with their families and friends. To bask in the warmth of the love those closest to you, give presents and eat way more food then is good for a person. New Eden Renegades decided to celibrate this time of year as well, by blowing **** the **** up. Over the course fo two days me and Lex hauled in over 2.5 bil worth of prizes and fitted 800 t1 frigates with meta 0 mods. Over the course of the next five hours all the prizes would be given away and all the t1 frigs would meet their end. This is the story of how on a fateful Friday evening 25 people with 800 frigates, created the biggest red blot on the EVE map.
At eight oGÇÖclock sharp the fateful fleet was formed, everyone was handed frigates and 25 honorable warriors lined up for an evening of shooting each other and anyone who tried to stop our fun. The first event was simple and meant to get everyone into a mood to kill, Free For All. We all clustered into a safe en set at it. The countdown was given and as the organizer of the event I was immediately webbed, scrammed and murdered before I even got to cycle my t1 repper. With me down the rest of the fighting started in earnest and frigates started dying left, right and centre, until only three remained: Cjunkies, Carez Vali and Rixx Javix (who for the life of me I canGÇÖt figure out how he survived that long.) Carez and RIxx are locked in honorable combat while Cj fags around at range waiting to pounce. Rixx dies first at which point Cj faggots in to kill of the surviving Carez, leaving only Cj standing as the victor. We all quickly dock up and the prizes are awarded: Rixx got 1000 warp core stabilizers, Carez a dramiel and Cj 300 civilian afterburners.
With all our combatants now hungry for blood we set up for the next event: Battleship Ball. The game is simple, I will be flying a battleship setup to kill frigates, with no neuts or active tank. With no way to repair myself or hinder the other combatans in any way besides just staright up murdering them I am bound to die. Whoever gets top damage and the final blow on my killmail wil win a prize. There is however one catch, while I try killing all the frigs and they try to kill me, there is no reason the frigs might not want to cull the competition as well. Reschipping was allowed and encouraged fir this events. Die and just get a new meta 0 fit frig and come back for more, all until the battleship dies. To further make it interesting no one was allowed outside of a 20k range of the battleship, so there was no escaping the carnage. My battleship of choice: a bufferfit Dominix armed to the teeth with lasers, light drones and more importantly GeckoGÇÖs. 200k of effective hitpoints and 619 applied dps to a webbed frig, **** just got real. Allowed to reship everyone went at it and frigates starting killing each other as well as the battleship, while anything that caught the ire of the dominix lasted less than two seconds. It takes the Dominix a full seven minutes to finally fall and the wonderous Great Larin gets both top damage as well as the killing blow. Twenty seven frigates gave their glorious lives for the battleship to fall and Great Larin earned himself a cynabal as the prize.
All the dead quickly reship and even more frigates are handed out. Onto the next event! This was a simple thing called The Hunt. A frigate crew hunt a single Coercer across the system, catch and kill him for prizes. With only a few seconds head start the Coercer sharged off to a random planet with the frigates in hot pursuit. A short hunt and a few frigate deaths later, the Coercer was caught and killed. We reshipped and went again. This time with two Coercers as Cjunkies joined me on our merry escape, this time we lasted longer and more frigates died but again we were eventually caught and killed. More prizes were awarded and we reshipped for the next event.
Now it was time to prove our superiority and turn brother on brother as we split up in two teams for a t1 frig team fight that would ring out through local. The setup was NER vs Alliance and randoms that showed up. I would be leading our glorious 10 man frig armada, while Mixu lead the dirty 15 man random flotilla. We both warped our respective fleet to the sun at a random angle and the countdown in local began. Both fleets postured a bit at around 20k from each other, before the enemy fleet seemed to split up a bit. In what we presumed to be confusion on our opposing fleets comms, we charged in with all our might. Primaries were called on both sides as frigate was traded for frigate and our outnumbered fleet became ever more besieged. In the end we were wiped out, our ten man armada, not enough to stand against the 15 man flotilla. In the end we killed 11 enemy frigs for 10 losses, our entire fleet. Still we killed more than we lost, moral victory was proclaimed ours and Mixu was awarded a Territorial Claim Unit so he could go take Sov somewhere as the superior fleet master.
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Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.21 18:45:53 -
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After a reasonable serious event (hey it required some form of thinking) it was time for something more hilarious. Something as old as New Eden Renegades itself is: Newbship Roulette. Though the game has changed a bit to keep up to date ith the current aggression mechanics the random nature of it has not changed. Everyone reshipped into noobships fitted with civilian afterburners, which Cj graciously supplied, and headed off to a safe. Once there everyone shot a pod at range to get Concord aggression and the game was on. Fleetwarping to the highsec gate we all jumped on contact and were greeted with alarms stating that Concord would not tolerate our presence here. Exactly as planned we proceeded to Decloak and burned as far off the gate as we could before dying to Concord. With the one getting furthest from the gate before dying gaining a prize. Once again Great Larin proved to proficient and made it a full 28k off the gate before drawing Concords ire. To improve his resistance to Concord even Further he was awarded with 250 Reinforced Bulkheads.
At this point we had run through all the setup events and we still had 600 frigs left. We also had one more problem, I still had a Dominix left. Let the games begin again, time for a second round of Battleship Ball. Grand prize this time, a nice and shiny Machariel. Once more the Dominix trudged forth and frigates swarmed around it as the countdown was given. Frigates started exploding all over as anything within the DominixGÇÖs gaze couldnGÇÖt last more than a few seconds. As last time the frigates started killing eachother as well and this time the Dominix lasted even longer, a full nine minutes. In the end though it was overcome by the dozens of frigs swarming it and it made a pretty (and fully insured) explosion. Final blow went again to ******* Great Larin (seriously screw you, stop winning) and top damage to Cjunkies. Larin gained the shiny Machariel for his efforts and Cj an Omen Navy Issue.
After all the organized events it was time for the finale. We still had well over 500 frigs left, time for a continuous Free For All with unlimited reships. Now the deathtoll would really start to rise. Borther turned on brother and corpmate on corpmate in a no holds barred slaughter, which started in a safespot but soon moved to the undock of the isho V station. After half an hour of killing The Batsards stirred, they had finally gotten bold enough to try and damp our fun. In the end all they did was raise it as first a crusader, twoTristans, twoCoercers and a thorax fell to our mighty meta 0 fit frig blob. The Bastards went to lick their wounds as we spammed #mastersoftheundock in local and continued killing each other in droves. In true NER fashion though, Lex had left his booster uncloaked and completely forgotten this fact. Lured out by the nice tech 3 ship, The Bastards ventured forth once more. After the shouting started on comms we rallied to save our besieged booster, but sadly to no avail. Vengeance however would be ours. Out might t1 blob hurled itself onto our attackers and for each one fallen two more took its place. We churned through the Vexor Navy Issue, Stabber and Brutix, before they warped in again. Unperturbed by the new challengers we continued hurling t1 ammo their way and killed twoTyphoons and a Myrmidon. After the this The Bastards seemed to have had enough of our endless supply of reships, but the large red dot we had made on the map started attracting others. We kept killing each other (and Mullet) and any new comers in true heroic fashion. Before the nights end our mighty blob of t1 awesomeness would kill a Hookbill, Drake, Crow, fourgoddamnCaracals and even a ******* smartbombing Rokh that tried to die out the fun. Before the blob finally self-destructed after running out of all 800 frigs at around half past one EVE time. With the last recorded kill being Ripper getting podded back to our home of Kamela. Final score shows over 900 recorded kills in Ishomilken that evening. Even more prizes then me... |
Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
A Band Apart.
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Posted - 2014.12.23 01:06:38 -
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Bump for the US TZ nerds |
Cyber Ten
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Posted - 2015.02.02 20:34:06 -
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So we have some wartargets who live in the same station we do at the moment and after some bugging we got them to fight.
Hilarity happened.
Join the channel "Renegades Of New Eden" ingame and check us out, and maybe you too can become an internet spaceship small gang warrior barbarian raider hero. |
Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
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Posted - 2015.02.03 18:23:59 -
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Bump for awesomeness |
Cyber Ten
New Eden Renegades
This can only end well
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Posted - 2015.02.05 19:12:54 -
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A quiet and wonderfull evening of blowing **** up in EVE was once more upon us as three heroes readied themselves for battle. Jintra (******* ****** is finally back after two years you nerdheim), Masaaq (Who rests quite nicely inbetween my legs) and me shipped into two t1 fit frigs and a Coercer for Masaaq to accomodate his large ******* and headed towards HED-GP. Our scout in system reported a Tornado on the gate camping it like the boring ****** he is and us being the heroes we are had to liberate this system of the campers vile presence. ALos know as we got a warpin and he ******* died. After unning like little children from the 20 man gang that was now grunting angrily at us we found another random thing off their blob. Tackle was called on the Thorax as a Cormorant leroyed in to save his stricken comrade. We made a note of the pilots bravery as his ship exploded and we munched on the Thorax, losing brave Jintra in the proces. Now down to two members we moved about the system seperatly finding something we could kill as i found the gatecamping gang we had run from earlier. Two brave intercepters charged me to achieve tackle for their friends, not realizing that my meta fit merlin as almost as quick as they are. I manage to nom bothinties as the blob lands and ends my brief but flashy existence. With Masaaq and his massive balls now the only survivor left he did the nly sensible thing he could do. Find taht gang and make then pay for killingg such a harmless t1 frig. One frig and twointies later the gang sadly also found him and he died in a blaze of glory.
After a small break we decided to hassle our wartargets one last time before the war ran out and after a bit of baiting and smack they replied with a nine man caracal gang. sadly we had just scrounged together some heavy ships and they quickly ran after they saw they were dying and we were not.
In honor of us getting kicked out of every alliance we've ever been in we have now proudly done the only sane thing and made our own: This can only end well. Some random wormhole faggots who used to be in something called Fearless. or something joined as well and we now look to seek out and kill even more random crap than usual.
Join the channel "Renegades Of New Eden" ingame and check us out, and maybe you too can become an internet spaceship small gang warrior barbarian raider hero. |
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